#GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE SOULS GOD FREE#
Excerpted with permission by Free Press, a Division of Simon & Schuster, Inc. Staying conceived literally required a miracle.Įxcerpted from Last Words by George Carlin with Tony Hendra. This marriage had gone south long before. So while I sprang from something good and positive, by the time I showed up I was a distinct inconvenience. According to those who knew them they were one of the great pairings of all time. Perhaps God will have mercy on his soul I dont know. The two of them were crazy about one another. He was funny as all hell, obviously, a brilliant comedian, but a nonbeliever nontheless. Their reconciliations were sudden because my father had a terrific line of bullshit. A few months before George Carlin, the contemporary Mark Twain, passed away in June 2008, the legendary humorist made like Nostradamus and predicted that the American empire was nearing its end. My mother's theory was that while my father had been very free with his hands where his first family and Patrick were concerned, he didn't abuse her, because she had four brothers and her dad was a policeman. (My older brother, Patrick, can't say the same.) His first marriage ended disastrously when his first wife died of a heart attack not long after one of his beatings. My mother told me that my father hit her only once. you die your soul goes to a garage in Buffalo when Monty Hall dies youll go. The separations were long because my father had trouble metabolizing alcohol. HBO George Carlin Again Death and Dying yes wrong youre all going to die. In fact the preceding six years of my parents' marriage had consisted entirely of long separations, punctuated by sudden brief reconciliations and occasional sex-fests. The odds against my future existence were even longer: this particular weekend was a single isolated sex-fest during a marital separation that had lasted more than a year.
By the time my father's eager, whiskey-fueled sperm forced its way into my mother's egg-of-the-month club, she was forty and he was forty-eight - certainly old enough to be carrying rubbers. Not that my conception was the tale of two young lovers, carried away by passion and strong wine. Heres the take: The pigs get fatter but the hogs get slaughtered. Google,Youtube,Facebook are all co-conspirators-hogs. But we must admit that Irish foreplay consists of little more than "You awake?" Or the more caring, sensitive "Brace yourself, Agnes!" One more from the true God of comedy George Carlin - https. Popular ethnic slurs to the contrary, the Irish do enjoy sex - at least the last ten seconds or so. Meanwhile at Curley's Hotel on Beach 116th Street, Mary and Patrick Carlin starred in yet another doomed Catholic remake of Rhythm in the Sack.įor several generations Rockaway Beach had been a favorite weekend retreat for New York's alcohol-crazed Irish youth in search of sex and sun. High humidity and temperatures in the 90s send millions to the beaches."Īt the Paramount Theater in Times Square, Bing Crosby and Frances Farmer starred in Rhythm on the Range. A headline in that Saturday's New York Post said "Hot, sticky, rainy weekend begins. “It’s called the American Dream, ’cause you have to be asleep to believe it.I was conceived in a damp, sand-flecked room of Curley's Hotel in Rockaway Beach, New York. I LOVED the video on the environment, I've always made those arguments too. Except I'm not funny, so everyone just thinks I'm a dick. At ALL.”Īnd don’t miss the clincher, the reason this clip is called Carlin’s “American Dream” meme-generator, and possibly the best three minutes of this singular genius’ career: I didn't even know who george carlin was yesterday, but I've been saying the same things my entire life. Here’s the prediction part: ” Good honest hardworking people, blue collar, white collar– doesn’t matter what color shirt you’ve got on, these are people of modest means– continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. “They want obedient workers– people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the moment you go to collect it.” In 2005, George Carlin (– June 22, 2008) reviews the selling out of America from Reagan through Trump/Clinton:
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